Field Guide To Moscow

[mincao]

Onagus Khayastanicus
Caucasian Taxi Driver
Distinguishing Features: Speaks with nearly unintelligible accent, and punctuates sentences with definite article ‘blya.’ Rasping cough from smoking 4 packs of Russkii Stil’ a day. Apparent death wish manifested in driving habits.


Habitat: Behind the steering wheels of Moscow gypsy cabs. Squatting in a circle of other cab drivers outside of bars, restaurants and train stations.

Danger if Provoked: High. Even though dimunitive in size, angering the species with talk of Caucuses politics may result in his already-reckless driving style becoming suicidal. Do not, under any circumstances, suggest an alternative route.

Mortal Weaknesses: Poor knowledge of Moscow road system can result in agreeing to drive out to Mozhaisk for 150 rubles.

Comments: This species densely populates urban Moscow. Despite poor familiarity with Moscow roads, he has encyclopedic knowledge of tochki, which he will happily share with you.

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Comments

[definite.livejournal.com]

http://www.livejournal.com/users/petro_gulak/67536.html
Взгляни на дату. :)

[mincao.livejournal.com]

Да, действительно :-)
Старая шутка - но я раньше не видел :-)

[elentir.livejournal.com]

Надо же, неужели американцы знают, что такое "Khayastan" :-))